MANIFESTO

1. To Share to the World Raymond Felton's Burden (The Charlotte Bobcats)

2. To Delight in this Mediocre, Under-performing Team and Her Surrogates

3. To Spread the Truth About Her Enemies -- to Strike Down Her Doubters

Much like Christian in Pilgrim's Progress, Raymond Felton's burden compels him to seek deliverance from sinking into his own hell -- void of wins, playoffs, and big market money.

God help us.